I'm sorry to say that I thought of YOU when I read this. Who could have known that a friendly suggestion to weed whack a friend's lawn might have such unnerving results? I pledge vigilance in watching for our names and the names of our non-existent children in any directories. I pledge to dance naked on the bishop's lawn if I find any names, though I'm not expecting removal from any lists any time soon, because, you know--eternity is forever.
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Shit. If anybody sees a directory, can you make sure I'm not there?
I'm sorry to say that I thought of YOU when I read this. Who could have known that a friendly suggestion to weed whack a friend's lawn might have such unnerving results? I pledge vigilance in watching for our names and the names of our non-existent children in any directories. I pledge to dance naked on the bishop's lawn if I find any names, though I'm not expecting removal from any lists any time soon, because, you know--eternity is forever.
You know I'll dance with you. I'll even choreograph a dance of the seven garments....
Maybe we could try it out at our local watering hole first?
I know a photographer... maybe we could just send the bishop pictures. You know, a little warning. Keep your hands and your heavens off our kids.
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